Biography

Born under a wandering tulip, Malcolm was raised by a wandering goat herd in the outer reaches of Bristol, UK. Venturing the planet on the back of his Moose, Malc happened upon a small expensive hamlet known as Vancouver to its local inhabitants.  He survives as a soldier of fortune, if you have a problem, and no-one else can help, maybe you can hire Mr T, but I ain’t getting on no plane sucka!   Drink Milk, and treat your mamma right.